Divorced Not Dead

We're going to need a bigger drink... Meet Frankie. After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch. With her brilliant son, Jay, off to university, she's even getting used to the empty nest - often popping over to best friend Bel's for a sneaky smoke in the shed, just like old times. But when Twatface moves in with his suspiciously new girlfriend, the betrayal cuts deep, and Frankie decides to concoct a plan for living her best new life. Step one: Find an income. Having recently opened her very own quilting shop, Frankie drums up business by starting a crafting group - open to all. But God knows if anyone will actually turn up... Step two: Sign up for two dating apps: one for love, the other for casual hook-ups (because why the hell not?!) However, as Frankie navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, MILFs, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there. Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag? Or - if there's any justice in the world - both? Divorced Not Dead is a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse - perfect for fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Jane Fallon.