Sex for Lazy People: 50 Effortless Positions So You Can Do It without Overdoing It

"Featuring fifty positions, as well as hilarious and helpful tips and tricks for staying lazy while doing it, Sex for Lazy People has it all. Having trouble doing it standing up? Wear some grippy socks. Having trouble putting your all into it? Turn up the AC, so you have to get friskier to stay warm. With positions like The Understudy, The Kids are Sleeping, The Slip 'n' Slide, The Benchwarmer, and The Easy Button, you'll never have to get up to get off ever again"--
A humorous go-to guide for making all sex positions as easy and effortless as possible so you can get more bang for your f*ck.Featuring fifty positions, as well as hilarious and helpful tips and tricks for staying lazy while doing it, Sex for Lazy People has it all—whether you've had a busy day, have just eaten a big meal, or just generally hate moving. Having trouble doing it standing up? Wear some grippy socks. Having trouble putting your all into it? Turn up the AC, so you have to get friskier to stay warm. Having trouble balancing work and a sex life? Quit your job. With positions like The Understudy, The Kids are Sleeping, The Slip 'n' Slide, The Benchwarmer, and The Easy Button, you’ll never have to get up to get off ever again!SEX BOOK FOR ALL: For married couples, dating couples, same-sex couples, lovers of all kinds and orientations, this non-strenuous sex positions book with illustrations is a uniquely perfect resource. Flip to any page to enjoy the laziest of sex positions with your partner! HILARIOUSLY RELATABLE: For readers who know what it’s like to come home from a long day only to find an excited partner ready to go—this is the book for you! With comedian Ginny Hogan’s wit, you won’t want to put down this hilarious guide to low-to-no-effort sex.   FUNNY GIFT: Sex for Lazy People is a terrific gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, bachelorette parties, wedding showers, and birthdays.Perfect for: Fans of sassy and naughty humor Anyone seeking sex gifts for husband, wife, partner, or couple People with kids and busy jobs Fans of such playful adult books as Position of the Day and Kama Sutra Workout